Why my sister needs an Xbox....

"cause black ops, fable 3 and rock band 3 are all coming out and I can't fucking take it anymore."

-Samantha 

Quote of the Day

"If you're not scared, you're not taking a chance."
-Ted Mosby

(don't judge me.)

The Road

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began,
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many path and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

Kashmir describes my Facebook picture.

Kashmir: I think you look like a computer animated character from final fantasty

Kashmir: during her back story

Kashmir: about how her family was murdered and she set out on the dark and lonesome road to avenge them

Stinky and Delicious

Samantha keeps yelling across the house that Zeb smells like tacos. And burritos.

Samantha: Zeb, why do you smell like tacos? And burritos?
Zeb: Because you're an idiot.

I love this family.

Maturity is for suckers.

Me: Zeb, you are a buttface. You know what that means?

Zeb: What?

Me: It means your face looks like a butt! HURR HURR HURR!!!!

Meow.

This morning, while in bed, Lucy crawled onto my chest and began to purr. Samantha, who had come to wake me up, sat down on my bed and promptly farted. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Thanks for farting in my bed.
Her: What? That's just how I purr.

Quote of the Day

I couldn't get a fucking Goody's card, and they went out of business.
-Samantha