Shopping sucks.

I am in an ill-ass mood. I have been ordering clothes off the interwebs b/c I need some nicer clothes for my new job (and for my life, in general, tbh). The only clothing store in a 30 mile radius is walmart, and I am kind of a snob, so I don't like to buy clothes there if I don't have to. So, yeah, I bought some shit off the internet. The first bunch of stuff I got was okay...the tops fit (but only because I remembered at the last minute that I bought some tops from this place over the summer and that they were a little too big, so I got them a size smaller), but the pants I ordered in my normal size and they were too big. So, I filled out the little return and exchange form and mailed 'em back. Today I got an email from that place telling me they no longer have those pants in stock and that they will be giving me a refund in 1-2 billing cycles. Uhm, you will sure as shit take my money with the quickness but when it comes to giving it back it might take up to two months? I NEED those pants for my job, and if you don't give me my gd money how the hell am I gonna go elsewhere to buy pants? Do you just assume, Online Retailer, that I have an unlimited and expendable income and can wait for you to get your heads out of your asses and deposit the money back into my account? Hmmm?

Then, I ordered some more tops and a vest from another place. I got that package yesterday in the mail, and was pretty frustrated b/c everything was too big, the vest was horrifying, and one of the gd shirts they sent me WAS NOT EVEN WHAT I ORDERED!!!! How they mistook a green paisley sleeveless t-shirt for a beige trimmed polo shirt is BEYOND my comprehension, but I filled the form out and got it all ready to ship back via UPS OF COURSE!

I am incredibly annoyed because I do live in a small town and I do wear plus sized clothes and MY LIFE IS JUST REALLY INCONVENIENT!!!!!