Oh, Children.

Today while CC and I were hanging out in my room, watching "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" on my computer, she told my stuffed animals to go to sleep. I, deciding to mess with her, pretended to fall asleep. The following exchange occurred:

CC: Kasheeer, I didn't tell you to go to sleep. KASHEER WAKE UP!
me: zzzzzz
CC: quiet fart (pause) whispers: I farted.

Meow.

This morning, while in bed, Lucy crawled onto my chest and began to purr. Samantha, who had come to wake me up, sat down on my bed and promptly farted. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Thanks for farting in my bed.
Her: What? That's just how I purr.