Pantsless Mexicanery...

I really want some taco bell but that would directly interfere with my plan to not wear pants today.

thinking:

I need to stop @ replying Wil Wheaton and Kunal Nayyar on twitter. Famous people in general. It's creepy as shit. Am I a creep? F. I'm a total creep.

Thinking: The Ridiculous Edition

Sometimes I sit down and all I can think is MY LIFE IS RIDICULOUS. 

Thinking: The Relationship Edition

I think I have an inappropriate relationship with my laptop. I went to sleep with it at the foot of my bed and woke up four hours later with it between my knees. Sexy.

Is this real life?

I busted my head on the backseat of a 15 passenger van trying to remove it from the aforementioned van. My head is still throbbing.This is about as good an example of the summer as I can give you.

Thinking: the "learn to aim, please" edition.

All I am saying is that you need aim a little better when you pee. I was not impressed to sit on a toilet covered in pee and I bet you will not be impressed when I forcibly remove your genitalia. JUST SAYING.

Thinking: The Hunter Edition

Minerva Q. Halloweencat, why did you bring this dead mouse, complete with mouse trap still attached, to us? Do not even try to take credit for this kill.

Thinking: the dummy edition

I made the biggest effing deal about buying a car, bought one, and now I have NOWHERE TO DRIVE IT. Smooth move.

Thinking: the butt edition

I hope I squashed the spider that bit me on the ass TO DEATH. God, it itches.

Classycats.

Why is it so hard for any of you to just walk into my room? Why must it ALWAYS be in the form of full on run, jump onto bed, and skid across record player? Have some self-respect, cats, SHIT.

Cold.

It is so cold I think my nails have stopped growing.